Left Agenda

ACORN has been getting attacked by the conservative right since its conception.  Look, it helps the poor with legal advice, housing problems, tax forms, etc.  Conservatives seem to hate the idea of poor people, especially Black ones, getting any help from anybody.

Since O’Keefe’s false ‘journalistic’ videos were proven to be heavily edited and not worth shit in any type of conviction against ACORN, which the Right Wing media whom pushed the pimp and ho story is shockingly ignoring, the conservative right just can’t let it go.  Judicial Watch, a self-described “conservative, non-partisan educational foundation,’ seems particularly miffed about ACORN’s innocence.  Perhaps it’s their own blaring stupidity that is to blame; how else could you confidently claim that you were ‘conservative’ and ‘non-partisan’?  That’s like the Cato Institute claiming that they’re non-partisan.

Here’s some of those heavily edited O’Keefe pimp and ho vids:

Now, let’s get back to Judicial Watch.  This, snicker, snicker, LMFAO… “non-partisan” group thinks that the DOJ is ignoring evidence that ACORN is corrupt, corrupt they say!  And Obama, Obama’s the corrupt Muslim Kenya guy that has complete control over the DOJ, ya see?  And, now, Obama’s controlling the DOJ to ignore ACORN’s illegal activities and not investigate them.  Damn all the things the DOJ has the evidence to convict, like Dickhead Cheney illegally torturing people, nooooooes… go after ACORN;  you can hear Judicial Watch whispering, ‘We see poor people.”  It’s true that some employees of ACORN committed crimes and were convicted of those crimes, but how does that implement ACORN?  There are military personnel that commit crimes too, does that mean the military is a criminal organization?

It’s hideous, hideous that ACORN helps millions of Americans.  Don’t you see how America’s richest 5% are being victimized by all of those poor people.  And ACORN helps Black people; you know that rich White Americans are the minority!  Damn it, don’t you love America like Glenn Beck does?

And that’s sincere; those tears are real!

So, Judicial Watch wants to call out the DOJ and falsely claim that there’s some sort of bias involved in not investigating ACORN?  Or is it that Judicial Watch thinks that the DOJ is biased against rich people?  Maybe, they think Obama’s stacked the deck in the DOJ just like their hero, George Bush.  Whatever it is, hopefully the DOJ, the Congress, and the WH won’t be so quick to judge a non-profit organization that’s helped millions of poor and underprivileged people simply because a few conservatives cry foul.

If you think that would make Left Agenda like the bastard Beck more, you’re sorely mistaken.  Though we do not believe in God/Dog, nor for that matter in an actual man called Jesus, in no way shape or form do we hate either.  I’ve often said that some parts of the New Testament could be equated to a Mother Goose book for adults; some parts.

That being said, as I understand it, some of the things Jesus preached about and his followers supposedly wrote about and now millions of people around the world now follow to the letter (Yes, that was said with tongue firmly in cheek) it seems that Glenn Beck is permanently distancing himself from those teachings (there’s audio), perhaps more in favor of the hateful and mean-spirited Dog/God of the Old Testament.

On his daily radio and television shows last week, Fox News personality Glenn Beck set out to convince his audience that “social justice,” the term many Christian churches use to describe their efforts to address poverty and human rights, is a “code word” for communism and Nazism. Beck urged Christians to discuss the term with their priests and to leave their churches if leaders would not reconsider their emphasis on social justice.

“I’m begging you, your right to religion and freedom to exercise religion and read all of the passages of the Bible as you want to read them and as your church wants to preach them . . . are going to come under the ropes in the next year. If it lasts that long it will be the next year. I beg you, look for the words ’social justice’ or ‘economic justice’ on your church Web site. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice, they are code words. Now, am I advising people to leave their church? Yes!”

Later, Beck held up cards, one with a hammer and sickle and other with a swastika. “Communists are on the left, and the Nazis are on the right. That’s what people say. But they both subscribe to one philosophy, and they flew one banner. . . . But on each banner, read the words, here in America: ’social justice.’ They talked about economic justice, rights of the workers, redistribution of wealth, and surprisingly, democracy.”

So, any talk about “social justice” means that your church is out to get you and out to spread the eeeevils of communism.  Never mind that many people have suggested that Jesus was probably more of a communist than Christians would like to consider.

But what about the actual written words of the Bible?  We’ll give pause to the entire fact that the Bible has been so edited as to be unworthy of any historical consideration.

Matthew 5:3 ESV / 5 helpful votes

“Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

Ezekiel 16:49-50 ESV / 5 helpful votes

Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy. They were haughty and did an abomination before me. So I removed them, when I saw it.

Zechariah 7:9-10 ESV / 4 helpful votes

“Thus says the Lord of hosts, Render true judgments, show kindness and mercy to one another, do not oppress the widow, the fatherless, the sojourner, or the poor, and let none of you devise evil against another in your heart.”

That’s just a few, you can find more from the Bible that shows how much of a liberal hippy Jesus really must have been.

The point is, it’s pretty clear what the danger really is to this nation.  It’s a large percentage of people being so delusional that they have left all critical thought behind and believe anything that a impassioned, baby-faced “Christian” tells them to believe.  Never mind what he teaches literally goes against their own beliefs, never mind that he lies and distorts the truth to no end, and never mind that while he pushes the meme of being the everyman he’s actually sitting in a millionaire’s golden throne.

While the Jesus that people usually refer to is peaceful, forgiving, and completely against the amassing of wealth while others suffer, American Christians have instead pimped out the religion and now it’s all about the money, money, money, moooooney!  Truly, Glenn Beck shows he’s one of the best spin doctors to grace our America since Joe McCarthy.

Now, if Jesus was such a commie bastard and Glenn Beckistan hates commies, then doesn’t the transitive property show that Glenn Beckabator hates Jesus?  For shizzle.

Can you imagine the idea of a BLACK MAN actually trying to tell these WHITE Senators how to do their jobs?

OK, maybe it’s not so difficult for you, but it seems outrageous to Cons, Faux News, and the GOP.  While GOP appeals of “start from scratch,” and going, “step by step,” with the HCR bill were ignored, what really seems to inflame many of the RWL (Right Wing Lunatics) is the fact that Barack Hussein Obama thinks he has a right to speak as if he’s equal, or gosh-darnit, even superior to these white Republican Senators.

Of all the hats President Obama tried on at Thursday’s seven-and-a-half-hour health care summit, it appeared the one he was most comfortable wearing was that of the prickly professor.

How dare the President of the United States, commonly referred to as the Most Powerful Man in the World, talk to these people, correct their factual errors, or call for less campaigning and more substance.  How dare he!

The Party of No isn’t named so simply because of their obstructions in the House and in the Senate.  They’ve earned that title because if it were up to the GOP there would be NO social services of any kind, NO civil rights, NO labor laws, NO minimum wage, NO regulation of private enterprises, NO freedom without money to back it up, NO law without money to back it up, NO rights without money to back it up, NO America unless it was renamed America, Inc.

Here’s what the GOP really thinks of Obama:

And who could forget the music to play at all your Klan rallies:

No, Mr. President the Republicans aren’t interested in bipartisanship.  They’re not interested in making America a better place for ALL Americans.  What they’re interested in is taking America back to the 19th century; back to when minorities ‘knew their place’, women stayed in the kitchen, the middle and lower class had absolutely no say in government, and if you were White and Rich than you were above the law.

Custody disputes can be vicious. Especially when delusional religious people are involved. With a Jewish mother and a Christian father let’s hope the child stays Atheist.

Either way, Joseph Reyes disobeyed a court order saying the child was to be raised in the Jewish dogma faith (is that even legal for a judge to do?). He took his 3 year old daughter to church for Baptism. Splash a little water on her head and now she’s saved; from what, who the hell knows.

Now he’s facing criminal charges and may go to jail. As much as I’d like to see lots of religious zealots that indoctrinate their children into a self-hating fear mongering cult, all he did was splash some water on the girl’s head. She’s only 3, she’s not going to remember any of this anyway. Cut the guy some slack; it’s his daughter too and he can prey pray if he wants to.

We’ve all heard the news of Sen. Reid’s dumb-ass comments pertaining to Obama.

In their new book “Game Change,” authors Mark Halperin and John Heilemann say that in 2008 Reid described candidate Obama as a ” ‘light-skinned’ African American ‘with no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one,’ ” whom many voters would embrace.

Reid’s insensitive remarks aside, many Right Wing Wackos (RWWs) began spouting comparisons to Reid’s remarks and Trent Lott’s remarks made in 2002 that he wished Strom Thurmond had been elected POTUS. ‘Those comments ended up getting Lott removed as majority leader, so why shouldn’t Reid be removed’ cries the little sheep. Remember Strom Thurmond? The bigoted racist segregationist that said,

All the laws of Washington and all the bayonets of the Army cannot force the Negro into our homes, our schools, our churches.

Well, take a moment to glance at those two quotes from Reid and Thurmond and ask yourself if they’re even close to being similar. Faux News loves to incite the dumb masses of GOP/Tea Bag/RWWs so, of course, they push the “double standard” myth commonly pushed by RWWs about Liberals. Another case of the pot calling the kettle “black”. Their response isn’t a surprise nor are their audience’s responses a surprise. I just wanted to share a few beauties I cherry-picked out of the readers’ comments when Faux asks whether there’s a “Double Standard”. Let the frightened illiterate hysteria begin. For your amusement:

gsspike

Rhode Island

It’s the American people Read insulted not Obama! He needs to apologize to us!!!

Maybe gsspike needs to “Read” more.

onathan8

California

How do you spell doubel standed? Democrat is how it is spelled.

Let’s start with, “How do you spell doubel?”

susanfuchs

New York

If you wish to see how much of a “double standard” there is, re-listen to the president’s words… “harry reid has been on the “right” side of history, …. so apparently, if you are a democrat, you’re okay to say anything, but if you are a republican,,,, you can’t. That, is repulsive, you wonder why people are angry and getting more so?

The logic is truly astounding. ‘Don’t you see, since they said A apparently it means X.’ Uh oh, another one of those “angry” warnings.  Don’t ask what susan is fuching.

genus1

Montana

Montana -- Interesting, at every press conference Biden has 60% blacks around him. Where are his friends at the funeral of his mother?

Ouch! This Palin supporter goes right for O’Biden’s jugular.

astergis46

Georgia

I’m not surprise by the comment that Mr. Reid made comments like that has gone on since slavery and will continue to go on until the end of time it isn’t a party line it’s ignorance and as long as we have ignorant people in this world we will continue to have rasicm.So lay off the political issue and just deal with the real issue.WE LIVE IN A RACIST INVORIMENT.

The… voice… of… reason…?

bigak

Pennsylvania

I was a loyal Democate until I saw the light & converted. The Democates do not represent anyone but themselves and don’t care who realized it. Double Standards in everyway. We all must fight extremely hard in the next elections to get rid of all of them.

Like a deer staring into your headlight. Oh, “Double Standards” is now a proper noun, don’t forget.

ordinaryjoe

Missouri

Harry Reed is a communist traitor and like all communists he operates under a double standard. On more reason to vote out all the communist scum in congress in 2010

Seriously, people think that Mr. “Reed” is a Communist? Points for least spelling errors.

jimgoodman

Nevada

I hope all Republicans will ban together and take control of both the House and Senate so the American people will be considered in any bill and do away with all these buying of votes.

Ah, the jimgoodman’s of America. The naivety is almost cute, isn’t.

foxhunt55

California

IT IS ALL ABOUT HEALTH CARE! THAT IS THE ONLY REASON HE IS STILL THERE. THE HYPOCRISY IS AMAZING BUT NOT UNEXPECTED! I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THIS MAN AND WE HAVE TURNED ENOUGH CHEEKS FOR THE DEMS. TIME FOR HIM TO GO! THE SOONER THE BETTER!

Aaaaah, stop screaming at me! I think I missed the part where RWWs, “TURNED ENOUGH CHEEKS FOR THE DEMS.”

lucillelouise

Colorado

I am so very tired of Democrats practicing double standards regardless if it has to do with racism or any other issue. The senate needs to be divided evenly as well as the house and I’m so afraid this will never happen. Obama is in bed with the worst, has done many favors like for BEN NELSON recently and he on his own is scary.

Wide-eyed and doe-like, lucillelouise gave her mind entirely to Faux News and Baby Jesus.